重庆方言剧《麻辣冤家》精彩对白节选

这次春节回重庆老家,偶然看到了重庆电视台最新拍的方言剧《麻辣冤家2》,据说是《山城棒棒军》后的最新力作,感觉果然不错,《麻辣冤家》以一个善良而朴实的农村老头周福贵带领一家四口进城后,与精明泼辣的都市妇女任来凤一家由冤家最后结成亲家的故事为线索,活色鲜香并麻辣十足地为人们勾画出一幅城乡市井生活的精彩画卷。通过两家人两代人的爱恨情仇以及小家创业的酸甜苦辣,展示出乐观、勤劳、张扬、尚新、善良、质朴的重庆人的喜剧人生和麻辣生活。

下面是最近收集的一些精彩对白和情景,和老乡们一起分享,如果你也看过,有好玩的言子儿,也跟出来一起分享!

1、
周志强和唐红梅经历千辛万苦再次相逢,正当好事要继续的时候,周志强电话响了:“囊个唉?火锅馆的啤酒瓶瓶着打烂了5个?打烂逗打烂啦塞!”周志强非常生气,然后准备和红梅重新开始好事,电话又响了:“哪个嫩个胎神,这个时候电话打个不停!。。。。。。啊?老汉儿的电话。。。。!”

2、
周志强在桥头等红梅痛哭,被路人认为可怜是乞丐,给了20块钱,结果周志强被两个真正的乞丐认为抢地盘,打了一顿,周志强胖子朋友和女朋友正好路过,女朋友劝胖子不要管闲事,胖子说:“你们这些女人,恩是自私自利的,人家雷锋叔叔就是让你们气死的!!”

3、
周志强对贺胜说:“你今天囊个嫩个罗嗦,说简单点嘛!到底找到红梅没有嘛?”
贺胜:“好,好,是,没有找到!”
周志强:“没找到你还说个烟杆儿!”
贺胜:“据我分析,红梅最有可能出现的地方,古人说躲,躲。。躲囊个市井。。。”
周志强:“你娃还想学得文绉绉的,细的哈儿让你好好读书,你要去爬黄果树,兰瓜大的字,你认不到几个!”

4、
周志强表达如果没有唐红梅的痛苦:肚鸡眼长疮、双手发麻、眼睛发黑、心头发慌…..比守寡还不幸福

5、
周志强:前有狼、后有虎、中间还有一群小老鼠,我要和红梅幸福生活

6、
任盈盈对周志强:“强哥,你慢慢哭到起嘛,我还有点儿事先走了,你哭完了走的时候记得把门关到起哈”

7、
二毛:“那就让我们化悲痛为饭量!”

8、
任盈盈:“要是遇到我,那娃早就着我修理啦!你以为结婚是过家家酒索!“

9、
任盈盈对二毛说:“小伙子长得还是撑撑抖抖的塞,除了肚鸡眼外,全身找不到一个疤疤!”

10、
周老头:“人都有想开的时候,何况狗嘛!”

11、
李燕:“任来凤,你这个骚婆娘,三十不浪四十浪,五十还在浪尖上,六十还要浪打浪!你真是老少皆宜!”

12、
你脑壳上长起二筒的,囊个看不到塞?

13、
贺胜:“床前明月光,地上鞋两双,一对狗男女,红梅和志强!”

14、
二毛:“女人是衣服,你娃为了件衣服,连手足都不要啦!”

15、
任来凤:“我要出去两天,你好好把乖乖给我经悠巴实哈!”

16、
你龟儿是个耙火药!

17、
贺胜:“真是春眠不觉晓,处处着骚扰!”

18、
周富贵算命:“他不算,我来跟你渣起!他一个红苕命,算出来都怕臊皮!

19、
贺胜:“不要走不要走,有我在,她手来手断、脚来脚断,脑壳来了西巴滥!”

不断更新添加中。。。

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11 Responses
  1. lily says:

    很亲切.
    春节我也看了.

  2. Michael says:

    呵呵,楼上朋友也是老乡吧,很期待今年五一期间推出的麻辣冤家3 !

  3. jeffay says:

    兄弟伙们,有哪个晓得在哪堂可以下载到麻辣冤家1和2不?好想完整看哈哟!

  4. Michael says:

    呵呵,暂时还不知道,去搜索引擎上搜索一下,估计能找到。

  5. jeffay says:

    找了,还是没得。我在电驴、BT、VAGAA上都找过了。还是没得,我想可能是因为方言剧的原因。都没得人上传吧。只有再等等了。

  6. Michael says:

    好像还真的没有,刚才搜了半天都没有找到,找到了麻辣冤家3的拍摄花絮,呵呵,等着五一上映。

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    Good site… Nice design

  8. TIMO says:

    还说啥子《麻辣冤家》找不到哦!?我连最经典的《重庆言子》都没有整到手过。真的是,恁个,也只有等一哈了!

  9. SHUMING says:

    如果上天能再给我一次机会!我会把公司最头的价值15000元的采集卡弄回家切录下它—麻辣冤家全系列!QQ:183154598

  10. HUABAO says:

    不知道哪里有麻辣冤家的种子哟找了半天还是没得哟/

  11. Michael says:

    呵呵,很郁闷,今年五一居然卫视没有播,弄到娱乐频道了,我在北京都没有看成。不爽

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