【转载】Niubility 英语教程

昨晚xijing给我发来niubility的时候,一头雾水,后来看到这个文章后,实在感觉很有意思,转过来大家分享!

网上传这么一句话,相当受欢迎:
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their
shability.
可见本国人民对于英语的热忱已经到了相当大的程度,本教程的目的旨在更好地指导大家使用这几个词的用法。
本教程首先对于niubility, zhuangbility, shability这几个词的正确拼写作出以下修改建议:


niubility:正确拼写应为newbility,名词
zhuangbility:正确拼写为drunbility,名词
shability:保持原拼写方式,名词
下面对几个词的词性作一下延展:

drunbility

1、drunbility的词根为drunb,动词,装逼的原意
进行时:drunbing;过去时:drunbed;完成时:have drunbed
例句:BBTV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
BBTV又在晚饭时间装逼了,它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。

2、drunbee:名词,装逼的人,有装逼倾向的人
例句:林志玲 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting.
林志玲是个装逼的人,但是偶爸爸喜欢她,真恶心。

3、druber:名词,以装逼为职业的人,专业装逼者
例句:朱军 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
朱军是个职业装逼者,他一辈子都在装逼,是专业级的。

4、drunby:形容词,装逼的
例句:The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not mention the song is 求佛.
你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的,更别说那歌是求佛。

5、drunblization:名词,装逼化
例句:As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营,人民装逼化也越来越严重了。

6、drunblism:名词,装逼主义
例句:The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年,人们貌似很崇拜。

newbility

1、newbility词根为newby,形容词,原意为牛逼
例句:I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is very newby.
我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛逼。

比较级:newbier;最高级:newbiest
例句:There is no newbiest, only newbier.
没有最牛逼,只有更牛逼。

2、newber:名词,牛逼的人
例句:王小波 is a newber, and 罗永浩 is also a newber.
王小波是个牛逼的人,罗永浩也是各牛逼的人。

3、newbable:形容词,可以牛逼的,值得牛逼的
例句:I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛逼,你应该自豪。

4、newbilization:名词,牛逼化
例句:The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
白领牛逼化是个全球性的问题。

shability

1、shability词根为shaby,名词,傻~~~逼
例句:周杰伦 thinks 崔健 is a shaby, which turns out 周 is the real big shaby.
周杰伦认为崔健是傻~~~逼,结果周才是真正的大傻~~~逼。

2、shability,名词,傻~~~逼能力
例句:The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
你傻~~~逼的能力犹如地震一样具有毁灭性。

3、shabilization,名词,傻~~~逼化
例句:The BBTV news causes the citizen shabilization.
BBTV的新闻导致国民傻~~~逼化。

课后作业:
一、翻译句子
1、日本的傻~~~逼化进程已经完成,傻~~~逼比例与傻~~~逼能力均是世界第一的。
2、姜文的电影很牛逼,他是一个牛逼的人,希望中国电影都能牛逼化。
3、广电总局是个傻~~~逼的机构,但总认为自己是最牛逼的。
4、装逼难,做一个装逼人更难,做一个职业装逼者难上加难,但是朱军做到了。

二、单词填空(运用所有上文出现过的单词)
1、The wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
2、The picture of 陈冠希 and 阿娇 in bed is totally ________________.
3、芙蓉姐姐 is a symbol of __________, and she is a ________.

三、发散思维练习(供学有余力的同学选做)
扩展erbility,nengbility,lanbility,qiongbility等词汇

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5 Responses
  1. dexbol says:

    哈哈,太搞了!

  2. Michael says:

    [Comment ID #29820 Will Be Quoted Here]

    有个同事,今天在在公司论坛发了个帖子,也很搞笑,一起分享之:

    洋人

    今天早晨坐一辆破破烂烂的851上班,走到半路车就坏了。无奈,下车。临走时我对售票员说:“要开奥运了,这种破车要是让洋人看到了,问题可就大了”。
    后来我想,以前遇到这种事,只能忍气吞声。现在就不同了,有洋人给我撑腰,说话也大声点。
    所以说洋人是个好词,我喜欢!

  3. lose says:

    哈哈,这些口语的东西都用很专业的英文了.太搞笑了

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